- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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