What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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