Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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knock knock who's there ?

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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