- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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