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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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