- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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