- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Do you like apples? Yes

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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