- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

How would you rule?

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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