Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.