- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What's big and long? My dick.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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