What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Chuck norris

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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