- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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