Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

women rights

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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