- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Youre mom is so dead...

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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