- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

H o m o comes out as homo

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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