A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What's the deal with brown?

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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