- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Feminism.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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