- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

The Qur'an

Jesse gets so many ladies

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

Without geometry life would be pointless

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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