- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

i am and me is i

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

That's what SHE said!

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Stop procrastinating.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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