Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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