- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??