What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Women's rights

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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