What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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God

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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knock knock There's no door

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Anti Joke

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