What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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women's rights, lol

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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hello anomonous

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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