- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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