- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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