- Anti Joke

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Feminism.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont