- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Diarrhea

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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