What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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