- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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