Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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