- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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