There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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This is an anti joke

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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