what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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