- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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