- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Im taking a shit right now.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Bags of delicious poop.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

I killed someone on minecraft.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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