A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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How High is a Chinese man

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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