- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

That is so fetch

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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