How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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