Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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My Boyfriend

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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