i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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