Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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John Cena

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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69.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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