A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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