- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

MOOOOOOOOOOO

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

DEATH.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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