An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Sixty... eight

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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