Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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