Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

WNBA

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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