What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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