Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Religionh

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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