Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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im gey

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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who is awesome? no one...

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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