- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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