What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Anti Joke

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