- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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