*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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you first

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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