How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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This sentance contains three errers

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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