- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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