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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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