What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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