what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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