- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

there once was a black man who played basketball

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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