- Anti Joke

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Please? No.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.