- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

That is so fetch

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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