- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Well, there's one way...

i had sex.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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