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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Robert Mugabe.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

i like it in the mouth

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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