Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Whats white? A fridge

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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