Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Once upon a time, The end.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What's 9+10? 19

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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