How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Actually it was me Josh brown

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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