- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

One time i was sitting down

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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