Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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