- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

wael.. nuff said

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Where's my tractor?

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