How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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