- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

ur mum

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

hard cheese

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

I? Everett

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Yanter, Look it up

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