why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Women's Professional _________

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Anti Joke

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