- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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