Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Jerry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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VAL SUCKS

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Albert your flies undone.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Who invented apple? God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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