- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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