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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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