- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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