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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Penis.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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