- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Knock Knock Come in

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Anything involving women..

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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