- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

penis. nuff said.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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