- Anti Joke

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A midget walked under a bar.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

do you currently smoke? i hope not.