- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Make me famous

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Women's Rights Movement

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Whats worse than suicide? death

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Women's Rights.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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