What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Weed.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

long in the tooth!

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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