- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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