- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Sex vagina. lol.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's two plus two? Window

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

I wrote a funny joke.

The dewey decimal system

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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