- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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