- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

I regret everything.....

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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