You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

A: Do you like it B: No

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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