What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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