What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

have safe sex

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

woman's lacrosse

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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