- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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