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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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