- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

what's white and sticky semen

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

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