Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Christianity.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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