- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

I wrote a funny joke.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Woman's Rights

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

The global news

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What's 9+ 10?! 19

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