What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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