- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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