Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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