Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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hear hear

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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