- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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