- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

The Female Orgasm

women's rights

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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