Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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