-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Knock Knock Come in

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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