Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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black people

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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