- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Knock Knock Come in

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Anything involving women..

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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