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Yo mama is so fat she died

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

My parents died!

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Anti Joke

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