- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mam is so fat.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

don't read this

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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