Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Youre mom is so dead...

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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