What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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NASCAR

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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