Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

Knock, Knock ...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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