- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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