- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Gay republicans

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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