Black people stink of shite!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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this is stupid .... yep

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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sure!

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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