What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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