Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Justin Beiber

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

thumb_up thumb_down -5

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

thumb_up thumb_down -5

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

test

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Stop Iran! We need the money.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

thumb_up thumb_down -5

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops