Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Your grandma's cookies.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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