Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Youre mom is so dead...

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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