- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Replacement Referees

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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