- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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