- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What's green and blue? yellow

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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