You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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No!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Vote this up

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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