- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Womens rights

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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