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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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