Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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a seal walks into a club.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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