- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Arrow in the Knee!

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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