- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

Your wife died during the delivery.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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