What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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