Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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Women's rights

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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