Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Gingers.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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