What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

A woman walks into a bar.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...