Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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kk

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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