What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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The WNBA

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Lets go Yankees

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Anti Joke

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