J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

How come grilled cheese?

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

where is the world?

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Wolfjob.

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