What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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