What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Listen, I cannot as much as I would like, to take the full responsibility for every decision my former followers might decide to make of their own, we are no religion nor do we follow any kind of doctrines, we encourage freedom but also respect for our fellow human beings, all of them regardless of race or affiliation. But you let me know whoever has as much as looked at you the wrong way, and I will make sure they no longer find themselves welcome within my order, nor anywhere else if their actions merit the firm hands of justice.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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