What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Faithful men.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

F? No k

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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