I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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YOU

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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