Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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