- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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