Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Knock Knock Go Away

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

So a blonde walks into a wall...

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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