So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

epic win?

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Anti Joke

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