An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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This isn't funny.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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