A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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watch a i d s left

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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