- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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