what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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