Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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