A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Alex Gedrose.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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