what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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