What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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