You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Hail Heetluh

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What? Why?

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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