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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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How do you end a sentence

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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