Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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were at work systems r down

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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