why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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