- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

What does? 42

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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