- Anti Joke

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

1+1=2

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

SBB

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.