How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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