Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

whos district champs not JM

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

batman has diarrhea

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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