A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Buzi vagy!

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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