What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

thumb_up thumb_down -35

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

thumb_up thumb_down -37

I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

thumb_up thumb_down -37

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Women can vote? wtf

thumb_up thumb_down -39

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I love you

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops