- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

No!

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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