roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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