- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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