- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

penus

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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