Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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