A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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ur gey

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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