teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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whats the capital of congo famine

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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