- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

God

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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