What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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hi joshua

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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