What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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