- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

That's illegal What? Your mom

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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