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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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