What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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