- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

European on my shoes, buddy.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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