How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Women's Rights

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poopoo

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

CAS

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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