When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Your dads dead. lol

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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