Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Republicans

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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