Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Justin Beiber

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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