- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

How old is your mom Dead

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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