- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

F? No k

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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