What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

long in the tooth!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Diarrhea

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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