- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

I went to work today....

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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