- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

Womens basketball

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

9/11

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

a skinny sumo wrestler

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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