- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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