why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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