- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why are trees green? I have no idea

no really what are ur names?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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