Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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