A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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