- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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