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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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Anti Joke

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