- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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