What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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