What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

time to spruce up!

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

Your wife died during the delivery.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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