Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

where is the world?

have you ever had african food? neither have they

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Wolfjob.

How come grilled cheese?

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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