- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

why was the boy sad? because.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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