What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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