why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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