Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Darude- Sandstorm

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