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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Stephen Hawking

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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