Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

haha black people :D

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Life

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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