This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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