- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

Bad grammers.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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