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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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