Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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