- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

The Moon Landing.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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