Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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knock knock come in!

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Homonyms should be band.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Anti Joke

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