- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

baloney sandwich

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

I'm Andrew Schmitt

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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