- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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