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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

John Cena

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What happened to your hamster? It died.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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