What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Will nearis is here! Get it

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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