- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

hey, my names mark.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Roses are red.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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