I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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