- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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