What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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