- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What's 9+10? 19.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

-knock knock! -doors open

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

A car walks into a bar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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