- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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