- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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