- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

So a jew walks into a bar!

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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