- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

A woman comes at the doctor.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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