- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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