- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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