- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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