- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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