- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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