- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

THE GAME

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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