What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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haha

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ur gey

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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