one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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This isn't funny.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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