An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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