- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

women's rights

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

Dig Bick Your dislexic

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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