- Anti Joke

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

69 sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

what is orange? an orange

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Where's Wally? In a children's book.