Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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