- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

PIED NINNY!

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

steven hawking walks into a bar

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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