How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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