- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Dyslexics are teople poo

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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