Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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This sentence is a lie.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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