What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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This is an anti joke

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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