What's 6 + 9? 15.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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women's rights

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im saul and i love cock

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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