- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

A chicken walks into a barn.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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